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Breaking Bread Sweatshirt | Unisex Heavy Blend | Funny Meme Crewneck, Parody Streetwear
$35.99 USD
🎭 Dork Description
The Statement
Blessed are the meme-makers. This sweatshirt mashes up Sunday School with Sunday binge-watch: Jesus meets Breaking Bad. He’s got the bread, the drip, and the “say grace again” stare. Holy sacrilege never looked so stylish.
The Feel
Heavy blend fleece. Soft enough for repentance, tough enough for back-to-back rewatch marathons. Keeps you warm while your soul stays questionable.
The Fit
Unisex crewneck. Works for Bible study, bar crawls, or your next ironic holiday party. Wear it oversized and suddenly you’re both streetwear and Sunday best.
The Build
Double-needle stitching. Ribbed collar that doesn’t lose shape even if your faith does. Sustainably sourced, so at least your sweatshirt is more ethical than your jokes.
The Guarantee
Friends laugh. Boomers gasp. Strangers whisper “amen.” Perfect gift for sinners, skeptics, and saints with Netflix passwords.
Care (aka commandments):
Thou shalt wash cold. Thou shalt tumble low. Thou shalt not dry clean. Iron only if you truly believe.
General Description
Embrace comfort and style with this cozy unisex heavy blend™ crewneck sweatshirt. Ideal for chilly days, its soft fabric blend ensures warmth while keeping you stylish. The vibrant design creates a playful vibe, perfect for casual outings or cozy nights in. This sweatshirt is great for anyone who loves expressing their personality through fashion. Whether you're celebrating the holidays or just adding a pop of fun to your wardrobe, this piece fits seamlessly into any occasion, making it a thoughtful gift for friends and family alike.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste for better aesthetics.
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape.
- Adult-sized for a comfortable fit.
- Ethically made in Nicaragua with sustainable materials.
- Durable construction features double-needle stitching for enhanced longevity.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean