Dork Description 

The Statement
Yes, it looks familiar. No, don’t clear your browser history ,it’s just a t-shirt. Dork matter's “Corntub” takes one of the internet’s most infamous logos and replaces it with popcorn, because butter > booty

The Feel
Premium combed and ring-spun cotton as comfy as your couch on a movie marathon day.

The Fit
Unisex, relaxed, and judgment-free. Loose enough for an all-you-can-eat popcorn tub, tight enough to remind you not to. Shoulder tape is strong enough to survive butter stains and bad sequels.

The Build
Smooth surface so the logo print is crispy, not soggy (like day-old kernels). Side-seamed construction keeps things twist-free, because popcorn crumbs in your shirt are punishment enough. Ribbed collar that actually survives the wash unlike your New Year’s resolutions.

The Guarantee
Strangers laugh. Friends lose it. Someone will definitely ask where you bought it. And yes, your mom will still call it “inappropriate.” Nailed it.

Care (popcorn instructions):
Cold wash. Low tumble. No bleach. No ironing. No microwaving (we had to say it).

General Description

Embrace a playful twist on casual wear with this Unisex Premium Cotton Tee. Perfect for tech enthusiasts and those with a sense of humor, this shirt offers a lighthearted vibe that adds character to any outfit. Wear it for casual outings, picnics, or fun gatherings with friends. Great for birthdays, game nights, or simply as a quirky addition to your wardrobe, this tee is sure to spark conversations. It's a perfect gift for anyone with a love for tech or humor, suitable for all occasions, including holidays and informal celebrations.

Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz)
- Shoulder tape for extra support and stability at the seams.
- Side-seamed construction prevents twisting and maintains shape.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape after washing.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.
- Sustainably sourced materials ensure a soft, comfortable fit.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean