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The Statement
Blessed are the meme-makers. This hoodie mashes up Sunday School with Sunday binge-watch: Jesus meets Breaking Bad. He’s got the bread, the drip, and the “say grace again” stare. Holy sacrilege never looked so cozy.

The Feel
Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric. 50% cotton for breathability, 50% polyester for durability. Soft enough for repentance, tough enough for back-to-back rewatch marathons. Keeps you warm while your soul stays questionable.

The Fit
Classic unisex fit with a double-lined hood and kangaroo pouch pocket. Works for Bible study, bar crawls, or your next ironic holiday party. Wear it oversized and suddenly you’re both streetwear and Sunday best.

The Build
Tubular knit construction (no side seams = less waste, better look). Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep the shape intact even if your faith doesn’t. Tear-away label because scratchy tags are a sin.

The Guarantee
Friends laugh. Boomers gasp. Strangers whisper “amen.” Perfect gift for sinners, skeptics, and saints with Netflix passwords. Comes with a pocket for your phone (or rosary, no judgment).

Care (aka commandments):
Thou shalt wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Thou shalt tumble dry medium. Thou shalt iron low heat if needed. Thou shalt not dry clean. Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Follow these and your hoodie shall inherit eternal softness.

General Description

Stay warm and irreverent with this classic Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie. Made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric (50% cotton, 50% polyester), this pullover delivers cozy warmth with a soft feel that’s perfect for chilly days and questionable life choices. The bold Breaking Bread design brings humor and edge to your wardrobe, whether you're lounging at home, running errands, or making your grandmother uncomfortable at family gatherings. The double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord adds durability and style, while the spacious kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and essentials close. A thoughtful (if slightly sacrilegious) gift for friends who appreciate dark humor, pop culture mashups, and cozy streetwear.

Product features
- 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) medium-heavy fabric
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability
- Classic unisex fit for everyday versatility
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and hem to maintain shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) reduces fabric waste
- Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort
- Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton
- OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact
- Made in Bangladesh

Fabric note: Heather Sport colors are 60% polyester, 40% cotton. White may appear off-white rather than bright white due to fabric properties.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean