Dork Description

When your mental Wi-Fi drops to one bar, let your shirt do the talking. The “Error 404: Brain Offline” tee is the universal status update for Mondays, exam weeks, or marathon gaming nights when your thoughts are buffering.

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — premium softness that cushions brain fog. Heather colors are a cozy 52% cotton/48% polyester blend.

4.2 oz lightweight comfort — breathable enough for all-day wear, substantial enough to last.

Side-seamed construction — prevents twisting and maintains shape even when you don’t.

Ribbed collar + shoulder taping — keeps its form through endless washes and existential crises.

Retail fit — modern, flattering unisex cut made for all body types, because brain lags don’t discriminate.

Sustainably made — fair labor, eco-friendly fabric, because saving the planet beats saving brain cells.

Easy care — machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Unlike your to-do list, this is low maintenance.

Perfect for students, gamers, coders, and professional procrastinators alike. Wear it to class, to Zoom calls, or to the couch — it’s the only error message worth flaunting.

Snap your best “buffering” look in this tee and tag #BrainOffline404 for a chance to be featured.

General Description

Embrace a playful twist on casual wear with this premium Bella Canvas 3001 tee. Perfect for tech enthusiasts, gamers, students, and anyone with a sense of humor about life’s glitches. This shirt offers a lighthearted vibe that adds character to any outfit while delivering exceptional comfort and quality. Wear it for casual outings, study sessions, gaming marathons, or fun gatherings with friends. Great for birthdays, back-to-school, game nights, or simply as a quirky addition to your wardrobe. This tee is sure to spark conversations and knowing nods from fellow brain-fog survivors. It’s a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates tech humor, sarcasm, or just needs a shirt that gets it.

Product Features

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors: 52% cotton/48% polyester)
• 4.2 oz (142 g/m²) lightweight, breathable fabric
• Side-seamed construction prevents twisting and maintains shape
• Shoulder tape for extra support and stability at the seams
• Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape after washing
• Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit
• Retail fit with modern, flattering silhouette
• Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints
• Sustainably sourced materials ensure a soft, comfortable fit

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Tumble dry low heat
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron directly on design
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean