
Error 404: Monday Detected T‑Shirt — Funny Tech Humor Tee for Geeks & Monday Haters
Dork Description
The Statement
System error: Monday found. Cancel all plans. This tee is your wearable out‑of‑office reply. Bold white letters scream “Error 404” and a yellow warning sign marks the start of the workweek apocalypse. It’s the perfect outfit for anyone whose mood crashes every Monday at 9 AM.
The Feel
100 % Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton — soft enough to nap through meetings, tough enough to survive endless coffee runs. Lightweight, breathable, and pre‑shrunk so it keeps its shape better than your attitude on a Monday.
The Fit
Unisex, side‑seamed and modern. A ribbed collar keeps its form after a spin in the washer and a long day at the office. Works on him, her or they — because Mondays discriminate against no one.
The Build
• Durable side seams hold up through many wash cycles and corporate reorganisations.
• Soft yet strong fabric shows off bright prints and crisp lines.
• Ethically made under fair‑labour conditions, because you shouldn’t feel guilty about humouring your hatred for Mondays.
The Guarantee
Coworkers laugh. HR shakes its head. Somebody will ask where you got it. You’ll shrug and say, “System error — can’t talk.” Perfect for your Monday morning huddle, coding sprint, or when your brain refuses to load.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Medium iron only if you’re feeling ambitious (unlikely on a Monday). No bleach, no dry clean — you already have too many chores.
General Description:
Introducing the perfect addition to your casual wardrobe—the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee. This vibrant tee exudes a playful yet edgy vibe, making it ideal for those looking to express their unique style. Whether you're hanging out with friends, enjoying a festival, or just lounging at home, this tee is a versatile choice that complements any setting. It's great for individuals who appreciate comfort and creativity, perfect for young adults and teens looking to stand out. Celebrate love and individuality during occasions like Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or fun gatherings with a quirky twist!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Durable side seams provide structural support, ensuring a longer-lasting fit.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape, adding a classic touch to your outfit.
- Available vivid sleeve and neck label printing techniques for high-quality designs.
- Sustainably manufactured under humane conditions, certified by fair labor associations.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean