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The Statement
Ah yes, Valentine’s Day. That magical time when everyone’s posting couple photos and you’re over here like, “Well, at least I know exactly what I’m getting tonight.” Spoiler alert: it’s a bottle of wine and a date with yourself. Again. Touché-ing Myself Tonight ,because your dating skills are about as sharp as a butter knife, and honestly? You’ve made peace with it. Kind of. Mostly. Look, the wine helps. This tee is for the romantically challenged, the perpetually single, the “I swiped right 500 times and got three bots” crowd. It’s self-deprecating humor at its finest, wrapped in soft cotton that won’t judge you for eating an entire pizza alone while watching rom-coms and crying. The French wordplay is chef’s kiss ,classy enough to make people do a double-take, bold enough to announce that yes, you’re spending another Friday night as your own plus-one.

The Feel
Light, cheeky, and unapologetically playful. The soft, breathable Airlume combed cotton drapes like your favorite song on repeat — you know, the breakup anthem you’ve been playing for three months straight. It feels gentle against skin, moves with you, and gets softer with every wash (unlike your dating prospects). The tear-away label keeps distractions to a minimum, because the only thing that should be irritating you is your relationship status, not your shirt.

The Fit
Retail-ready unisex cut that sits cleanly under a jacket or over leggings. The ribbed knit collar with reinforced seaming keeps its shape, shoulder tape prevents stretching, and side seams provide structure so the tee doesn’t twist or ride up. It’s built to move with you — whether you’re reaching for another glass of wine, doing the walk of shame to the fridge at 2 AM, or belting out “All By Myself” with way too much conviction at karaoke.

The Build
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that premium lightweight feel. Durable printing methods (DTF/DTG depending on provider) deliver crisp, long-lasting graphics on body and sleeves that won’t fade after a few washes. REACH-certified and responsibly manufactured, because even if your love life is a disaster, your wardrobe doesn’t have to be. This shirt balances bold humor with thoughtful construction — stable collar, reinforced seams, and quality materials that last.

The Guarantee
Wear it at low-key gatherings where everyone else brought a date, house parties where you’re the designated third wheel, anti-Valentine’s Day celebrations, or solo nights in when you just want to feel a little daring (and a lot wine-drunk). You’ll get double-takes, knowing laughs, and at least three people asking where you got it. Perfect for Galentine’s parties, singles’ nights, or as a cheeky gift for your perpetually single friend who has a great sense of humor about it. The message leans flirtatious and funny, and the clean printing keeps it readable without shouting. Because your love life is already loud enough.

Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, iron or steam on medium heat. Do not dryclean. Basically, treat it better than your last three Tinder matches treated you.

General Description

Stay hilariously single and stylish with this premium unisex tee featuring the Touché-ing Myself Tonight design. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight, breathable shirt delivers all-day comfort with a soft hand feel that gets better with every wash. The playful French-inspired pun with wine bottle and glass illustrations celebrates self-deprecating humor, solo living, and the art of being your own date. Perfect for anti-Valentine’s Day parties, singles’ nights, Galentine’s celebrations, casual outings, or as a thoughtful gift for friends who appreciate witty, relatable humor about the single life.

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Durable side seams provide structural support, ensuring a longer-lasting fit.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape, adding a classic touch to your outfit.
- Available vivid sleeve and neck label printing techniques for high-quality designs.
- Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort.
- REACH certified and responsibly manufactured under humane conditions.
- Age-restricted for adults.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean