Dork Description

You know that exact moment when you realize you’ve been carrying everyone else’s drama like it’s your job?

The coworker who “just has a quick question” (it’s never quick). The group chat that won’t stop pinging. The friend who needs “advice” but really just wants a cheerleader.

And then one day, mid-scroll, mid-stress, mid-everything... you just stop.

Not in a meltdown way. In a “wait, why do I care about any of this?” way.
That’s the moment this shirt was born.

This isn’t just cotton with a fox pun (though, yes, it’s a damn good one). It’s the fabric version of that glorious realization that:

Your social battery can die without a eulogy.
Small talk is optional.
Other people’s chaos is not your responsibility.

You put this on and suddenly, you’re not the person who says “sure.” You’re the one who says “actually, no,” and moves on—peacefully, beautifully, unbothered.

Before: Overcommitted. Over-explaining. Over it.
After: Boundaries set. Fox given: zero. Vibes: immaculate.

Made from 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft enough to live in, durable enough to survive your new “no” era. Side-seamed so it won’t twist (unlike your patience). Ribbed collar that keeps its shape through endless washes and social situations. Tear-away tag because even your neck deserves to be drama-free.

At 4.2 oz, it’s lightweight enough to wear all day but thick enough to make a point. Printed with eco-friendly inks—because if you’re saving your energy, might as well save the planet too.

This shirt is for:
The gamer who mutes Discord mid-drama and keeps grinding.
The student who stopped pretending to care about group project politics.
The coder whose Slack status permanently says “Do Not Disturb.”
The introvert who finally stopped apologizing for being offline.
The overthinker who realized not everything deserves rent in their brain.

If you’ve ever wanted to wear a “please don’t perceive me today” sign—but make it fashion—this is it.

Vibe check:
Sarcastic but make it self-care.
Introvert-approved emotional armor.
Perfect for “my social battery is at 2%” days.
Animal pun enthusiasts welcome.
Looks good, feels better, cares less.

Wear it anywhere you need a wearable “out of office” reply:
Class (when the professor asks for volunteers and you vanish).
Gaming marathons (when the squad implodes and you’re just here for loot).
Coffee runs (because caffeine > conversation).
Therapy (your therapist will applaud the self-awareness).

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a lifestyle upgrade. A boundary-setting tool. A conversation ender with impeccable comedic timing.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while silently screaming—or anyone who’s evolved from people-pleasing to people-peacing.

Limited colors available. Ships within 2-5 business days. Free shipping on orders $50+.

Tag your best moment with #ZeroFoxGivenDorkMatter (or #ZeroFoxGiven + #DorkMatter) and join the club of legends who’ve mastered the art of not caring.

Welcome to the fox-free zone. Population: you.

General Description

Zero Fox Given is a funny sarcastic t-shirt featuring a clever fox pun design that speaks to anyone who’s ever felt socially exhausted. This premium Bella Canvas 3001 unisex graphic tee is perfect for introverts, gamers, students, coders, and anyone who values their personal boundaries and has a sense of humor about it.

Made from exceptionally soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with side-seamed construction for durability and a flattering fit. The lightweight 4.2 oz fabric is breathable and comfortable for all-day wear, while eco-friendly water-based inks ensure vibrant, long-lasting prints.

This shirt makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who appreciates witty animal puns and relatable humor about modern life’s social pressures. Perfect for casual outings, gaming sessions, study marathons, coffee runs, or any occasion where you want to express your personality with style and humor.

Available in 6 colors to match any wardrobe. Unisex sizing fits all body types comfortably.

Product Features

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors: 52% cotton/48% polyester)
• 4.2 oz (142 g/m²) lightweight, breathable fabric
• Side-seamed construction prevents twisting and maintains shape
• Shoulder tape for extra support and stability
• Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape after washing
• Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit
• Retail fit with modern, flattering silhouette
• Eco-friendly water-based inks
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Sustainably manufactured with ethical labor practices

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Tumble dry low heat
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Iron, steam, or dry at medium heat
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean