Dork Description

You know that exact moment when you realize you’ve been carrying everyone else’s drama like it’s your job?

The coworker who “just has a quick question” (it’s never quick). The group chat that won’t stop pinging. The friend who needs “advice” but really just wants a cheerleader.

And then one day, mid-scroll, mid-stress, mid-everything... you just stop.

Not in a meltdown way. In a “wait, why do I care about any of this?” way.
That’s the moment this hoodie was born.

This isn’t just fleece with a fox pun (though, yes, it’s a damn good one). It’s the wearable version of that glorious realization that:

Your social battery can die without a eulogy.
Small talk is optional.
Other people’s chaos is not your responsibility.

You pull this on and suddenly, you’re not the person who says “sure.” You’re the one who says “actually, no,” and moves on—peacefully, beautifully, unbothered. Hood up = do not disturb mode activated.

Before: Overcommitted. Over-explaining. Over it.
After: Boundaries set. Fox given: zero. Vibes: immaculate.

Made from 50% cotton, 50% polyester Heavy Blend™ — soft enough to live in, warm enough to survive your new “no” era. At 8.0 oz, it’s substantial enough to feel like a hug from your future self who finally learned to say no. Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for maximum cozy isolation. Kangaroo pocket for snacks, phone, or hiding your hands from handshakes you don’t want to give.

Ribbed cuffs and hem keep the warmth in and the world out. Tubular knit construction means no side seams to irritate you (unlike people). Tear-away label because even your neck deserves to be drama-free. Printed with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes—because if you’re saving your energy, might as well save the planet too.

This hoodie is for:
The gamer who mutes Discord mid-drama and keeps grinding.
The student who stopped pretending to care about group project politics.
The coder whose Slack status permanently says “Do Not Disturb.”
The introvert who finally stopped apologizing for being offline.
The overthinker who realized not everything deserves rent in their brain.

If you’ve ever wanted to wear a “please don’t perceive me today” sign—but make it cozy—this is it.

Vibe check:
Sarcastic but make it self-care.
Introvert-approved emotional armor with a hood.
Perfect for “my social battery is at 2%” days.
Animal pun enthusiasts welcome.
Looks good, feels better, cares less.

Wear it anywhere you need a wearable “out of office” reply:
Class (when the professor asks for volunteers and you achieve invisibility).
Gaming marathons (when the squad implodes and you’re just here for loot).
Coffee runs (because caffeine > conversation, hood up = extra protection).
Therapy (your therapist will applaud the self-awareness and the commitment to comfort).
Anywhere cold (physically or emotionally).

This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a lifestyle upgrade. A boundary-setting tool. A conversation ender with impeccable comedic timing and a built-in hiding mechanism.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while silently screaming—or anyone who’s evolved from people-pleasing to people-peacing.

Limited colors available. Ships within 2-5 business days. Free shipping on orders $50+.

Tag your best hood-up moment with #ZeroFoxGivenDorkMatter (or #ZeroFoxGiven + #DorkMatter) and join the club of legends who’ve mastered the art of not caring.

Welcome to the fox-free zone. Population: you (and your hoodie).

General Description

Stay warm and unbothered with this classic Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie featuring the Zero Fox Given design. Made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric (50% cotton, 50% polyester), this pullover delivers cozy warmth with a soft feel that’s perfect for chilly days and setting boundaries. The bold fox pun design brings humor and edge to your wardrobe, whether you’re gaming at home, running errands, or simply existing in your natural introverted state.

Perfect for introverts, gamers, students, coders, and anyone whose social battery is permanently at 2%. The double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord adds durability and style, while the spacious kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and essentials close. A thoughtful gift for friends who appreciate witty animal puns, sarcastic humor, and cozy streetwear that speaks their truth.

Product Features

• 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) medium-heavy fabric
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability
• Classic unisex fit for everyday versatility
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and hem to maintain shape
• Tubular knit construction (no side seams) reduces fabric waste
• Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort
• Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton
• OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact
• Made in Bangladesh

Fabric Note: Heather Sport colors are 60% polyester, 40% cotton. White may appear off-white rather than bright white due to fabric properties.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Tumble dry medium heat
• Iron, steam, or dry at low heat
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean